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Tossing Salad A common prison act where one person basically chows asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available. jelly, syrup, olive oil, etc.) Tropical Wind When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break wind. Tuna Melt You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be that time of the month.

When the whale spews tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face. Twisted Sister Have your dominatrix girlfriend dress up in some hot black leather gimp wear and proceed to handcuff your hands behind your back and then force you to your knees. Unsuspecting, diminutive, and cradled over with your ass is in the air, she then gives you the most erotic enema of your life. Vegetarian Hot Lunch A variation of the Hot Lunch in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with waste product occurs. Wake Up Call Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your life. You then turn to your fast asleep partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion. The clincher to performing a wake up call is to act like nothing of the sort happened in the morning. "Sweetheart, what's that on your back?" The Walrus After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose.

This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus. Western Grip When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use, hence, western. Westside Glaze Same as the eastside glaze, but the majority of your jizz lands on the left side of her face. The Woody Woodpecker When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead. The Zombie Mask While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead. flying dutchman When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop. The reason for my divorce is because / got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman. Johnny Tats I'II have to try that - I'll have to try that. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report Copy link Pinterest.

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