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Jah Goo Creates A Stress-Free Environment

The Jah Goo lineage is rumored to stem back to the combination of Afgoo (Indica-dominant) and Light of Jah (Sativa-dominant), making this strain a 50/50 Hybrid.

“Jah Goo didn’t seem to have the heavy effects that most Indica-dominant strains have, making us believe there is a good chance that there is more Jack Herer influence in its genetics than its given credit for.”

Despite other review sites saying that Jah Goo is Indica-dominant, I am forced to believe the Jah Goo strain is a much more balanced 50/50 Hybrid with stronger Sativa influences than one may expect. In fact, the entire medicating (at least for the first hour or so) was very Sativa-like.

The effects from Jah Goo are extremely uplifting, helps you stay razor-sharp focused, and is sure to create a long-lasting buzz that can be felt mostly behind the eyes. Let’s take just a second to review the genetics of Jah Goo, to get a better idea about how this strain came to be.

What The Afgoo Strain Brings To The Equation

Originating from Africa, Afgoo is the offspring of Afghani #1 (Indica) and Maui Haze (Sativa). The blend of these two legendary strains creates a nice full-bodied medication that is long-lasting and relatively easy to grow. Known to produce a deep, rich berry aroma and flavor that has undertones of pine and hash.

What Light of Jah or Jack Herer Brings To The Equation

Unlike Afgoo, the Light of Jah strain tends to be Sativa-dominant and is considered to be a phenotype of Jack Herer. To be more exact, the rumor is that the Light of Jah strain is actually the last version of Jack Herer to be successful stabilized, and is supposed to be the best version of Jack to-date.

With genetics stemming from Skunk #1, Haze, and Northern Lights, its safe to say that the Light of Jah (or Jack Herer) brings a soft, sweet, and flavorful smoke into the equation. It also is responsible for the clear-headed high that seems to take over the mind for a slowww but stress-free 2 to 3 hours. This makes Jah Goo a good option for patients looking to cope with anxiety, depression, and chronic stress disorders like PTSD.

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The Jah Goo lineage is rumored to stem back to the combination of Afgoo (Indica-dominant) and Light of Jah (Sativa-dominant), making this strain a 50/50 Hybrid.“Jah Goo didn’t …

Purple Jagoo (God’s Gift LLC)

Did you miss me, my singing, bloodthirsty flora? Pardon the slightly extended absence. It’s all very hush hush, you see, so allow me to direct your attention with a twirl of my cane and flourish of finely waxed mustachio towards my newest I71 find, God’s Gift LLC.

Their mission is to promote the music of the brand’s founders, rap duo Bing Brovas, and solicit donations towards studio time by gifting cannabis via delivery (with pick up in SW available). In the Gentleman’s lofty opinion, gifting cannabis in exchange for promoting art or other causes seems like a very synergistic utilization of the District’s progressive marijuana laws.

Bam! That’s, like, Prince’s bathroom purple, with the jewels to match, baby! Beyond the trichomes, the buds are dense, just a little sticky, and the manicure is tight. Her pungent scent reminds me very much of The Purps, a sweet, earthy mixture but rank with diesel fumes.

With flowers this good, God’s Gift artists are gonna get a lot of attention. Info on this particular cultivar is scant, but it’s safe to guess the other parent is Jagoo, descended from the well-known Afgoo, a particularly sticky indica achieved by crossing an Afghani landrace with the famed Maui Wowie.

Ooh, it’s just like the Kardashians, but interesting! Did Maui really hook up with some rando? Is Light of Jah really Jagoo’s father? Will the truth push him to bang The Purps in confused, animal frustration, even though he is betrothed to Hashplant? Tune in next week to find out! Ah, who am I kidding? I won’t remember this joke by then.

God’s Gift’s Purple Jagoo isn’t harsh at all but the smoke is thick and will likely make you cough. The high is fantastic, again, very reminiscent of The Purps. It’s billed as an indica, but it isn’t going to put me to sleep. In fact, I get a slight energy boost, physically, while my mind remains relaxed.

I can think, but I’d rather work out or clean. It doesn’t take me long to clean. I’ve got my own space and not much stuff, cuz I don’t like a whole lot of stuff dragging me down.

I do need a little more stuff- an end table would be favorite, cuz I’m using a flipped over storage bin right now. It doesn’t bother me, personally, as it’s a step up from some of the furniture I’ve used over the years, on account of the lack of hobo organs inside.

But I’d hate for a lady friend to be forever shunned by her peers for her romantic association with a man who thinks furniture is just an upside-down box, minus spiders. Therefore, end table.

This batch of Purple Jagoo has made quite a first impression on your Gentleman. You can find God’s Gift LLC on Instagram to arrange a look-see for yourself. Also, got a sample of some other gifts like Blue Kush OG that they were considering adding to the menu that was of similar, high quality.

Purple Jagoo (God’s Gift LLC) Did you miss me, my singing, bloodthirsty flora? Pardon the slightly extended absence. It’s all very hush hush, you see, so allow me to direct your attention with a