It’s a cross of Blue Cookies and Purple Kush—two strains that keep patients coming back to the club on Mission Street in the Mission District. Opening up the bag, we got less of a loud Cookies hit, but the buds were very dense, resinous and sticky. As we pulled it apart, we smelled big, sharp pepper notes amid a dark berry sweetness. Another grinder-locker, Purple GSC shredded into a well-dried, super-pungent powder. The samples smoked, heavy and maximum-potency, with a huge Cookies indica taste best enjoyed at nighttime by patients with a high tolerance.
Then she’d follow the directions on each bottle and see whether she could piss herself clean. In the photo above, you'll see Jolene's first pre-drink test. The "C" on the test stands for "Control." The line next to it appears whether the test is negative or positive. The "T" stands for "Test." If a line appears in "T," the test is negative. As you can see above, Jolene was not able to produce a "T" line because she is high af. The drug tests we purchased are pretty standard pee tests. Basically you wee into a cup, take the cap off the drug test, and then submerge the little rectangular piece at the end for about ten seconds. The test we bought for the purposes of this experiment are used specifically to detect THC and nothing else. For context, Jolene’s marijuana consumption is probably slightly, but not much, below average for stoners. She smokes a bowl most days after work, and blazes up two to three times a day on the weekends.
Occasionally she’ll have an edible or do a dab, but says she usually sticks to traditional smoking methods—bowls, bongs, and joints. Most of these drinks caution “heavy” users to double their dosage, or go with a more concentrated version, so if you smoke more or less than Jolene, you’re likely to have different results. And none of the results we got here should be considered scientific or at all conclusive. Detox Drink Test #1: Rescue Detox Blueberry Ice Instant Cleansing Energy. First up, we had Jolene try out a 17-ounce bottle of Rescue Detox.