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Appendix:Cannabis slang

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Slang terms related to cannabis. The meaning of each of these terms may vary by region and context.

Contents

  • 1 Cannabis
  • 2 Cannabis user
  • 3 Cannabis cigarette/cigar
  • 4 To roll a cannabis cigarette
  • 5 To smoke Cannabis
  • 6 Cannabis intoxication
  • 7 Effects of cannabis
  • 8 Cannabis paraphernalia
  • 9 Cannabis strains
  • 10 Cannabis potency
  • 11 Miscellaneous cannabis-related slang

  • African broccoli
  • Antiguan Rocket
  • AK47
  • Alligator Cigarettes
  • Amsterdam’s finest
  • Arathi (high quality)
  • Assbandit
  • Amnesia
  • Ammy

  • Barney
  • BC
  • Bible worksheets
  • Binbag
  • Bis
  • Bishop
  • Blifter
  • Bloop
  • Blunt
  • Bob
  • Bob Hope (footnote in w:Infinite Jest, by author David Foster Wallace)
  • Bobatti
  • Bobby Brown (common usage in US)
  • Boner Soup
  • Bongo (common usage in Cairo, Egypt)
  • Booboo sh*t (low quality) (common usage in the African American vernacular)
  • Boogity brown (low quality)
  • Boone
  • Bread
  • Brown Buddha
  • Brown frown (low quality)
  • Bubble kush
  • Bud (common usage in US)
  • Budski
  • Burger King (with a fork being the smoking tool of choice)

  • cabbage
  • Caracas (what Latinos call low-grade marijuana)
  • Carribean cabbage
  • CBD
  • CDs
  • cess
  • cheatham (awful-quality weed), (South African English)
  • checkers (low quality)
  • cheeba
  • cheech and chong
  • cheg (very small amount of resin)
  • chess (high quality)
  • Cherry (lit end of a Cigarette, Bong, Joint, Cigar)
  • Chiquitty-Freddy
  • chicken
  • chocolate
  • chronic (high quality)
  • Chronicles of Narnia
  • c-jizz
  • comic books
  • combustible herbargy
  • course notes
  • crunch
  • Crop (often shortened to cro) (UK Slang)
  • curley wurley

  • dagga (from Afrikaans via South Africa)
  • Dat sticky icky icky, Poo We (Snoop Dogg)
  • Devil’s Lettuce
  • dak
  • Daniel Nuggetstone
  • dank
  • Dan K. Buddinhash
  • dankinstein
  • Dave
  • Detroit
  • diesel (low quality resin)
  • dime (a 10 dollar sack)
  • dirt weed (very low-quality marijuana that tastes extremely bad)
  • discarded bibles
  • dodo
  • doja
  • doobage
  • doobie
  • dope
  • draw
  • dro (derived from hydroponics)
  • D’s
  • dub sack or twamp (20 dollars)
  • dumm
  • dunce
  • DVD’s

  • eighth (standard-quantity used for trading — 1/8 imperial ounce)
  • Edwardian Morris Baskerville
  • electric puha (from puha, a plant in New Zealand)

  • fire
  • fossils
  • freakus
  • friendship
  • frodis (from The Monkees)
  • funk, (Australian English, Jamaican English)
  • Funky falafel

  • gangster gumbo (a mix of several people’s cannabis)
  • ganja or ganj (abbreviated) (from Hindi)
  • gas
  • George
  • goo
  • good advice (high-quality smoke)
  • good shit
  • goofy boots
  • grade — good-quality bud
  • Grandpa’s medicine
  • grapes (purple weed)
  • grass
  • green tea
  • green
  • Green crack
  • greenest of the goop (high quality)
  • greenest of the green
  • grefa
  • g-regs or gregs (general or generic regulars)
  • Guitar Hero
  • w:Guy Smiley
  • gwaai (pron. ga-why) (South African slang)

  • harris
  • haskell
  • hash (hashish, Arabic for grass)
  • hay
  • headies
  • hemp
  • herb
  • herbsteins
  • heyman
  • holden
  • honey boo boo
  • Hungarian Hummus
  • hydro

  • ice cream
  • indo or endo
  • insangu
  • instaga
  • IZM

  • Jazz Cabbage
  • Jazz Cigarette
  • Jay Tokenstein
  • Jobb The Finest there is
  • Jobb (God like)
  • Joint
  • Jean
  • Jibber
  • Jimmy
  • Jupiter’s beard

  • Kevin Bacon (euphemism for kine bud)
  • kibs or kibbies (short for kine bud)
  • killara
  • killer herb, or killa (very common in Texas)
  • kind (short for kine bud),
  • kine bud (though commonly misinterpreted as “Kind” Bud, kine is the Hawaiian word for “excellent”)
  • krinze
  • Kush, (named for the “Kush” region of Afghanistan.)
  • kushempeng

  • La
  • lamb’s bread
  • leaf/leaves
  • lef
  • lemon G
  • lit
  • little beasts (nuggets)
  • loud (high-grade)
  • lowes
  • lula
  • lye (commonly used in the 1990s in the United States, prominently in a few rap songs (e.g. w:Life’s a Bitch (song))

  • magic cancer
  • magic
  • marijuana (originally subcultural)
  • Mary Jane
  • mbanje (Zimbabwe language Shona, Mannie Fresh or mannie)
  • Mecca (low-grade)
  • Mexican kilobrick (low-grade, highly-compressed import)
  • Mezz (from Mezz Mezzrow, prominent jazz era dealer)
  • Microwave popcorn
  • mids (middle quality)
  • moss
  • “Mostly [Maui Waui] man, but it’s got some Labrador in it” [Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke 1978]
  • mota/muta
  • movies
  • muggles

  • nay nay famous
  • newguys
  • nick or nickel (a 5-dollar sack)
  • nodge (small amount of hashish)
  • nug or nugget or nugs

  • Old Toby
  • outdo
  • O-Z

  • pakalolo (from Hawaii)
  • Party Parsley
  • Pineapple Express
  • Plingots (or “The Old Plingots”)
  • Poop
  • Portuguese plant
  • Pot
  • Pack (ie, “loud pack”)

  • ramín
  • reefbuds
  • Reggae cigarette
  • Reggie Miller (regs, low grade)
  • reefer/reefa
  • regs (regular strength)
  • rodeo

  • Sampson
  • sappad (low quality)
  • schwag
  • Schweed
  • schwanal
  • schwugs (middle-quality – portmanteau of schwag and nugs)
  • scooby-doo (common usage on UEA campus, England)
  • scratchy
  • sha-bang-a-bang-a
  • shake (leaf and seeds at bottom of bag)
  • Shakira
  • shuzzit
  • sinsemilla or sinse
  • Shamya (bad weed)
  • Silly Spinach
  • skunk
  • smeed (northwest Ohio),
  • smookey smoke
  • snickle-fritz (low-quality bud)
  • soap bar (low-quality hash)
  • solid (resin)
  • spank
  • spliff
  • squirter-farter
  • sticks
  • sticky-icky-icky
  • stank
  • stuff,
  • sweet G

  • tacos (CHI)
  • tapes
  • taima (Japanese origin)
  • tea
  • THC
  • thrax
  • tiger fear
  • toke
  • tooka
  • tree, forb
  • trees
  • trizer
  • tweed

  • wacky tobaccy/baccy
  • weed
  • wheat
  • widdle (common in Bergen County, New Jersey)
  • wizard (specifically high-grade cannabis, common usage in Pittsburgh, PA, USA)

Yarndi (an Australian aboriginal term for weed) X

  • zig-zag
  • Zoot (invented in Norwich in 1600)

Terms also from the 1930s period include:

  • Bingger (bong, water pipe)
  • Bone (marijuana cigarette)
  • Buge (water pipe, bong)
  • Billy (bong)
  • Bilge (bong)
  • Bunk (bad marijuana)
  • CD’s
  • Cheese
  • Chillum
  • Cousin Mary
  • Delta-9
  • Dutchie
  • Elbow (pound)
  • Flowers
  • Gage
  • Green Badger (high quality)
  • Grizz (gram)
  • Herbal jazz cigarette
  • J
  • Jive
  • Joint (MJ cigarette)
  • Juicy Fruit (a strain that smells like gum)
  • Key (kilo of marijuana)
  • Kif
  • Kutch
  • Mary
  • Mex
  • Mezz
  • MJ
  • Morning meds
  • Mother Mary
  • Muggles
  • Onion (ounce)
  • Pizza (exclusively North America)
  • QP (quarter pound)
  • Roach (end of used MJ cigarette)
  • Shake
  • Sister Mary
  • Skunk (marijuana smelling like a skunk)
  • Spinach
  • Spliff (a marijuana cigarette)
  • Stash
  • Submarine
  • Sweet leaf
  • Twist (a marijuana cigarette)
  • Viper
  • White rhino (high quality marijuana – usually mixed with cocaine)

In the UK, cannabis is often referred to by quantity:

  • 1/16 (ounce): ‘teenth’ (sixteenth), Louis (the 16th)
  • 1/8: eighth, eighter, single, Henry(the VIII), cut, slice, Garden Gate
  • 1/4: quarter (ounce), quad, ‘Q’, bottle (of water), farmer’s daughter, mike vick
  • 1/2: half (ounce), ‘halfie’, ‘half-O’, ‘halfer’
  • 1: ounce, oz, onion Ozzy (Osbourne), ‘O’, Oscar, zone, zip, Fosters
  • 4 o’s: QP, quap, Cutie Pie
  • 9: bar (approx. 250g)
  • 36: key, kilo (approx. 1 kg)
  • 10^9: beenth (fictional term for a billion ounces)
  • £5s worth – ‘Dives’
  • £10s worth – ‘ten bag’,’tens’, ‘benners’, ‘ten bit’, ’10s poof’, ‘a draw’
  • tuppence worth

Realistically though, unless you’re safe with your dealer or you know the geezer who grows it, you’re gonna get mugged off. Probably end up paying £10 and getting a 0.8/0.7.

In the US, cannabis is often referred to by price:

  • Nickel bag, blunt (also referred to as a “nick”) — $5 worth
  • Dime bag (also referred to as a “dime”) — $10 worth
  • Dub – twenty bag, $20 worth
  • 30 sack – $30 worth
  • 50 piece (also referred to as an eighth or fatty eight) — You get 3 of that particular dealer’s twenty bags (“dubs”) for $50, $10 in savings. Sometimes just comes in one bag/plastic jar.
  • 25, or a quarter — It is $100 worth and works with the savings system by giving you $20 amount free with it.
  • Lid- $200 worth, It is usually the largest amount bought at a time. It is referred to as a lid because the height of the amount of marijuana in the bag is equal to the width of the lid of a bucket.

In the Northeastern U.S. it is common to speak of cannabis in terms of clothing store merchandise or food (e.g., a slice is 1/8 oz. (3.5 g))

  • Sock—1 gram
  • Shirt—1/8 ounce (3.5 g)
  • Pants—1/4 ounce (7 g)
  • Jacket—1 ounce (28 g) Buyer: “How much do you think a pair of pants would cost?” Dealer: “A pair of pants would cost $X.00.”

In Canada, similar terms to those in the UK are used, but grams are used in small quantities, and fractional ounces are actually weighed out in grams. For example, an “o” or ounce in most of Canada will be weighed as exactly 28 grams on a scale, which is an approximation. Common purchase units are the “half”, “quarter” and “eighth”, or “half quarter”, weighed out as 14, 7, and 3.5 grams respectively. Grams are used for lower quantities, and may be referred to as “grrs”.

In Australia, cannabis is usually sold in $25 bags (referred to as a “stick” or “wick” or a “twent”), $50 bags (referred to as a “fifty”), quarter “quart”, half ounces “half”, ounces and pounds, 1/8 can also be called a half-quarter. Dealers also occasionally deal $30 bags, common in Western Australia. On the sunshine coast most people sell in $10 bags or ‘tenners’ or $50 bags.

In India, cannabis (and especially hashish) is usually sold in tolas, one tola being 10 grams. Interestingly, a tola is also the standard unit of weight used by jewelers and dealers often use jewelers scales to measure their product

Cannabis slang

  • astro traveler
  • blazer
  • head
  • herbalista
  • porreta (Spain), pothead
  • stoner
  • toker
  • masher
  • burner
  • burnout
  • jigga-man
  • smot poker
  • ent
  • patties
  • baker
  • space cowboy
  • space cadet
  • space case
  • beatnik (sometimes used derogatorily)
  • mota boy
  • Rasta
  • tree hugger
  • nannies with glaucoma
  • hippies
  • trizer head
  • junkie
  • brody gusar
  • cheecher
  • puffers
  • bonglords
  • doobians
  • stucking foners (Spoonerism of fucking stoners)
  • smelly kid
  • dope head
  • doper
  • weekend warrior
  • droseph jones
  • janome
  • regis
  • crackes
  • maroe
  • grasshopper
  • puff daddy
  • tree tripper
  • rocket man

bat, banana hammock,beedie, biff, biftah, bifidus, blunt (cigar emptied of tobacco and filled with marijuana), breezie, bleezie, Camberwell carrot (a very large spliff, the name comes from the film Withnail and I), (fat) chuffa, coner (tappered so that the joint resembles a cone), doobie, cannon or sometimes hand-cannon (After the miracle miss scene in Pulp Fiction) or fatty (large), shniz, fattie-bo-blattie, J, joint, jig, jibber, jazzbine, shizzle, dizzle, L.J. Simpson, Kingsize Marley (enormous), spliff, gotti or godfather (cigar emptied of tobacco and filled without cutting), rizle (made from rizla paper popular in the Middle East and South Asia), zoot, roach, illa finger, pinner (small), hog leg (girthy joint), rocket, hooter (hoot), dutchie, danish, vega, secret agent (normal cigarette emptied of tobacco and filled with pot), swish, a bat (refers to a blunt), backwood, wood, Gilb or Gilb bowl (small joint or pipe), jeezy, reefer shit, sploob of wifflig, doobie snack, L (a $10 blunt), swisher/swisha, Dutch Master, phillie, yellow submarine (from the Beatles), a cone (where the joint isn’t rolled to look like a cigarette but to be cone-shaped to hold more marijuana), Zeppelin (the elusive “100” hitter), bar up a blunt, dog leg (large misshapen fatty).

ball up (toronto), deck up, chin up, bin up, bill up, scroll up, construct, get busy, do something constructive, put one together, strap one, build it, build up (All UK nomenclature), roll a joint, roll a J, twist one up, get one on, rack up, skill up, skin up, flip, roll it up, do the decent thing, roll a doobie, spin up the FTL, wrap one up, do work, doing the work, doing one’s work, wrapping the rascal (Italian), rolling passage, rolling thunder, rapping ’bout wrapping, wrapping green, little Pud, twist then shout, the thin white prince, toke’n on my love, the pressurized pleasurized, space module, put the skinny on, to skin one, the skin game, little tighttie, s’not funny

4:20, bake, bite the blues dog, blaze, blizz, blow trees, (smoke a) bowl, box out, bubble, bun, burn, burn a Green Disk (computer slang), burn some rope, cane (or kane), cannabize, chief, chillin’ on the moon, chong, choke, choof, clambaking (smoking grass in your car), close yourselves in a bathroom, conversational bread throwing, cutting the grass, dance with Mary Jane, do the deed, doade, droppin’ Ds, dutchy (to smoke in a confined, eatin’ southern cookin’, fire up a rocket, fish bowl, fixin’ to burn, fly Mexican Airlines, fly to the moon, flyin, (get some) fresh air, fry, fuck a bitch, get blasted, get caned, get chinese-eyed (Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke), get elevated, get happy, get lit, get toasted, getting toasty-toast, get rekt, (to play) golf, go bowling, go for a “special” walk, go on a walk with Droseph Jones, go on an “L ride” (drive while smoking a joint or blunt), go to the fun house, going out to the back forty, going to mars, grab a memory masher, grass ski, grazing In the Grass, (to have a) green day, have a celebration, have an attitude adjustment, Hawaii hot box, hittin’ it, hotbox, ignite, Jamaican bake (to smoke in a hot shower), joint sub-committee meeting (from the movie Dazed and Confused), jumping through hoops, killing a skunk, light a fire, light up, listening to your iPod, looking for water on Mars, pack the pipe, pet the green gerbil, play tennis (when you and a friend are passing a joint or pipe back and forth — inspired by the late Mac Dre), playing a C major, poke smot, puff, raise one, reaching for the stars, read a good book, reasoning session, recharge, rippin, roast, rollin’ and tumblin’, rub the hot muffin on the west side, running in an endless field, safety inspection, safety meeting, schmape, scratchify, sesh (from session), shakin’ hands with God, sizzle a blizzle, smeez a beez, smhack-a-shmowl, Shmerk-a-Berl, smoke weed, smokin the panda, smoo rocket, spark, spunk it, steam, strummin the rusty banjo, study economics, study philosophy, take the Marrakesh Express, talk politics, talk to Larry, talk to Sampson, talking da trash, talking to Lando (Character in Star Wars; implying to get sky high), tax, throw bread, to hit a cut (to smoke while driving), to put one in the air, (to go) to the Bat Cave, toke (up), tootin, toss a slice, tour, try on some Michael Jordans, wake and bake (smoking in the morning after waking up), walk the green dog, watching the ducks (smoking, usually a blunt and outside)

abolished, annihilated, bained, baked, bakaked, battered, beat, Being Delta (as in high as an airplane) binned, blasted, blazed, blitted, blitzed, blowd, blunted, bonged, blousted, blown, booted, bouldered, buzzed, burnt, canned, charred, cheeched, cheesecake-factoried, Chernobyled, chiefed, chink-eyed, chronicalized, crispy, damaged, disaster mode, done, deepfried, elimibaked, faded, fishbowled, fizzed, fizzled, fried, frying-panned, fucked (up), ganked, geeked (out), gone, goofed, gooned, greened, grilled, grizzly-eyed, hammered, hazed, high, homogenized,hmonged, hung up, incredibaked, irie, jazzed, Jesused, jimmy chonged, kained, keyed, kettled,k killed, Kinda grabs ya’ by the boo-boo, don’t it? [Up in Smoke (1978)] lean, lit, lifted, licked, likd,liv’d, loomed, loomed out of one’s skull, lighting the largest doobie with bobby M, on the loom city bus, mashed, medicated, merked, monstertrucked, mullered, munged, nailed, obliterated, owned, peaced (out), pimp-eyed, rinsed (out), ripped, screechin,shredded-wheat, smashed, spaced (out), spliffed, sombreroed, stoned (to the bone), slowcooked, shotty, tanked, taxed, thrown, toasted, torn up, tossed (out), tripped, trippin balls (more intoxicated than usual), trippin (out), totaled, twisted, vagina-eyed, wasted, west, wrecked, wapped, warped, zoned (out), zonked, zapped, zooed, zipped, bunnin (means to hit yachts with a group of people), quaked, shitfaced, stucking foned, ropey, dunski, wearing the arm-hat (placing one’s forearm on one’s head while intoxicated), go to the place where the NSK hangs, shakin’ hands with God, looking for water on Mars, chillin’ on the moon, riding the green train, ghostfaced, transcended, zakked out, billied, P.O.D. or P.O.D.’ed (Past-Over-Dose as rapped by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony), tweeded, seizure salad.

blasted, bifta’d burnt, burnt out (fatigued), buggin’ out (paranoid), munchies or munchin’ out (hunger), cottonmouth or pasties (dry-mouth), green out/green fever (get sick), red eye-jedi,whitey or “throwing a whitey” or white-sheet or a Casper (state of fear/paranoia(prang) and/or nausea/vomiting where your face actually goes pale), toasted, zonked, wheezin’, sloshed, zone out or zoning, get red eye (to have red eyes), zoned, blown, blazed, blowed, well caned (stoned), typical cannabis effects include: a calming or euphoric feeling, disorientation, giddiness, easily laughing, numb face, feelin like jelly, enhancement of colors, lights, sounds, especially music, and a compulsion to constantly check your rearview for the 5-0’s (police), mushy memory, fantasies, dunzo, altered reality, head trip, dream-like state, visionary, creativity, depersonalization, disassociation, inspiration, genius, drooling, twitching, brokeness, paranoia, zakked out,wasted man! Jacked up, (shot at and missed, shit at and hit),elevated,chinese eyed, zombified, gone.

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7 weed strains for different situations

Choosing which weed to smoke can be a little intimidating. You want to chase certain feelings and flavors, but with there being so many cannabis strains, it’s sometimes tough to know what’s right for you. But don’t trip, because we’re here to help you with seven strains for a variety of common situations.

It’s important to note that cannabis provides each person with their own experience. What may make your body sleepy could make the next smoker feel uplifted or energetic. Ultimately, it’s up to you to figure out what does and does not work with your body.

For a bright wake ‘n bake | Chocolope

Stash a bowl of Chocolope right next to your alarm clock because it’s one of the best wake ‘n bake strains out there. It takes just a few hits before this cross of Cannalope Haze and Chocolate Thai hit you with clear-headed and energizing effects that get you up and ready to tackle the day’s to-do list.

Chocolope’s hairy buds produce a coffee bean aroma with a chocolate hash flavor on the smoke. Though many consumers champion Chocolope for it’s energizing and clear-headed effects, it’s worth noting that some consider it a little racy, so be sure to mind your dosage.

For an afternoon pick-me-up | Black Cherry Soda

Throughout the day, you may find yourself craving a little afternoon boost in morale. Whether that’s because work is bogging you down, the world is in a pandemic, or simply because you’ve come down from your wake ‘n bake, there’s one strain that’s tried-and-true for the situation: Black Cherry Soda.

With its dark fruity flavor and purple-hued buds, many expect Black Cherry Soda to be a knockout, but even its most potent high tends to be even-keeled and mild. Instead of relaxed and sleepy, you’ll probably feel euphoric, centered, and carefree, so take a few hits and finish out the day strong.

Being an indica-dominant hybrid, the Black Cherry Soda strain is a great example of why indica and sativa can’t be seen as a guide for how weed will make you feel.

For post-work or post-workout | White Widow

At the end of a long day or strenuous activity, we all need to decompress. We need something to make us feel good while also relaxing our mind and body. Say hello to White Widow.

White Widow is a classic weed strain known all around the world. It was bred in Amsterdam by crossing a couple of landrace strains, and the result gave us a perfect hybrid of uplifting and relaxing effects. It’s a potent high, but it’s a euphoric high, making you feel giggly and centered. If you’re looking to kick back and smile for the next few hours, this is what you should be smoking.

For sleepytime | Purple Punch

Nate Dogg said “Heyayayay, smoke weed every day” and he was damn right. But he never told us specifically when to smoke weed every day. While some of us enjoy smoking all day long, many cannabis consumers prefer to only smoke right before bed so they can get the best sleep of their lives.

When it comes to choosing a sleepy cannabis strain to put you down for the count, you want something potent; something heavy; something that’ll hit your body with an instant feeling of sedation and couch-lock. Purple Punch is a great strain for the occasion.

Purple Punch crosses two heavy-hitters — Granddaddy Purple and Larry OG — to give us a grape and berry flavored treat that’ll have the “Are you still watching?” Netflix screen staring at you for hours. It’s that potent, with THC content usually passing 20% with ease. This flower is absolutely flushed with trichomes, which makes Purple Punch an excellent strain to dab or vape. Flavor matters.

For delicious taste | Zkittlez

Speaking of flavor, when it comes to choosing a strain for taste rather than effects, you’d be doing yourself a favor by lighting up some Zkittlez.

Though potent in some batches, this cross of Grape Ape and Grapefruit tends to be somewhat middling in effects, leaving consumers feeling relaxed but still alert and focused enough for creative activities like writing, painting, and drawing up a plan to take over the world.

While the effects are great, the flavor is the real reason to champion Zkittlez. It’s straight-up like smoking a purple popsicle. The flavors are sweet, fruity, and coat your mouth in a way that’ll feel like you just drank a berry-mixed smoothie.

For maximum potency | GMO Cookies

Sometimes you want to be absolutely floored by a cannabis strain. You don’t necessarily want to be sleepy, but you want to be so stoned that you can no longer feel toes wiggle. If you’re looking for one of those ear-popping strains that’ll leave you thinking, “Whewwww, boy; that is some GAS!” then GMO Cookies should 100% be your next smoke.

GMO Cookies — also known as Garlic Cookies — crosses Chemdog, the grandfather of diesel strains and many of your favorite strains today, with GSC, one of the new-age legends of the cannabis strain-o-sphere. It has a very pungent and unique aroma of onions, mushrooms, and skunk, while the flavor is much of the same, backed by sour undertones. If fettuccine alfredo was a cannabis strain, it would be Garlic Cookies.

Novice consumers should tread lightly when it comes to GMO because it only takes a couple of hits before your body turns into a schedule-clearing puddle of inactivity.

And like. on the lowest of keys. if you’ve been wanting to try Gary Payton from Cookies, but that $60 eighth is too rich for your blood, it has some striking similarities in appearance, flavor, and effects to GMO.

For a major mood-boost | Island Sweet Skunk

One of the biggest reasons people like to smoke weed is because it can help boost your mood. Many cannabis strains provide happy and euphoric feelings, but few do so with the power, consistency, and reputation of Island Sweet Skunk, sometimes named Sweet Island Skunk.

Island Sweet Skunk is a sativa-dominant hybrid with sticky green and orange buds that kick out sweet, tropical, and citrus flavors. The effects of this strain are the definition of being on Cloud 9. Few hits of I.S.S. and you’ll feel goofy, giggly, happy, and without a care in the entire universe.

If there’s any strain on this list that you should try, for whatever reason, at any time of day, it’s Island Sweet Skunk.

Find hundreds of strains and where to buy them on Weedmaps Strains.

Are you the kind of person who needs a strain for every occasion? We’re here to help you with seven strains for a variety of common situations. ]]>