The Funniest Named Cannabis Strains
You might find a plethora of guides online telling you which cannabis strains to have recreationally or medicinally. Some are just great for sparking a creative high, some are ideal for having fun in a crowd with fits of giggles and laughter, while others work wonders to cure anxiety or sleeping disorders.
But here’s the thing: many among us, especially those just starting out in the wonderful world of cannabis have no idea what a certain strain is supposed to do and tend to pick it up based on the name alone.
Cannabis Strains – What’s in a Name Anyway?
There was a time – in the days of yore, when marijuana was just marijuana – all green, full of seeds and stems, and typically sold as compacted bricks that flew in straight from Mehico. There weren’t any fancy names to identify with back then.
But fast forward about half a century from that simple era – a time when cannabis had seeped a lot more into people’s consciousness – and you can see that clearly some innovative branding efforts have been made. Now, you can’t just settle for plain old Mexican cannabis, you want the sought after “Meshmecan” variety.
And the rest came strolling along one after the next: Colombian Red Bud, Thai Stick, Maui Wowie and so on. All these trippy and hilarious strain titles were rooted well in place, seeking to make not just high THC content but also marijuana smoking exoticism a key selling point.
Why Some Strains Have Funny Names
Over the last few decades, strain names have ranged from whacky and whimsical to downright serious and profound. Some of the most sought after strains got their titles from their evolutionary history. However, some have also gotten theirs from the grower’s intent, while others are the result of urban mythology. And there are still a few that are plain marketing hype.
For marketing purposes, cannabis strains have been given memorable and funny names in order to leave a lasting impression on their target audience.
Let’s say if you had to choose between two strains, both of which were unheard of, and you weren’t allowed to inspect or research before making a choice – would you rather select a strain that sounded plan boring and dull or one which sounded awesome, exciting and even downright hilarious?
Here at Seedsman, we have a confession to make: we are all amused deeply by the whacky and funny names growers have been coming up with over the years and are dead certain that you are too. So go ahead and put on your “funny reading glasses” as we talk about some of the funniest cannabis strain names ever:
The Funniest Cannabis Strain Names
Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien
We laughed out pretty hard after coming across this one for the very first time because clearly, someone was spaced out when coming up with the name. Whatever the strain means though, it is a hot commodity in dispensaries across the US.
The strain is a cross between Starfigher and Tiger’s Milk, neither of which are ironically popular. It is indica dominant with strong effects – the kind that are euphoric, relaxing and psychedelic. The confirmed 21+ percent THC means you can certainly enjoy a gift from the stars with this insanely named strain.
Well, what can we say? If you love blue balls and blueberries, you’ll love this strain. Blue Balls is a cross between the classic Chemdawg and Blueberry by DJ short. We’re not exactly sure what the “balls” part signifies but the experience is not bad at all: heavy indica effects along with heady sativa effects.
Have some blue balls and you’re in for a sedative and relaxing experience.
If you’ve seen the American comedy flick “Grandma’s Boy” then you should have no trouble identifying with the name Brown Bomber. The strain’s ultra-potent knockout effects is akin to therapeutic cleaning vibrations – kind of like that “I shi** my pants after smoking it” feeling.
Perhaps you’ve already tried a strain with such a “crappy” effect – if you have, then everyone knows you pooped your pants at least once this week!
Down in the dumps? Upset about how your boss didn’t give you credit for that critical report you prepared over the weekend? Perhaps, a little Cheesy Dick is all you need.
Jokes aside though, the strain offers a relaxing and sedating while the heavy hitting indica content will certainly knock you flat out on the couch. The buds look dank, dense and lumpy while the pungent cheesy aroma is something you may or may not like right away.
History lesson: the “Cheesy” in the strain comes from the parent Big Budda Cheese strain while the “Dick” comes from the secondary parent Moby Dick. Give it a chance we say – the 95% will surely cure the blues and knock you out nicely for a while.
There’s no need to squint because you read that right – Charlie Sheen is a strain of cannabis and we’re giving it our “Two and a Half” thumbs up if you know what we mean!
The strain is a hybrid cross of Green Crack, OG Kush and Blue Dream – all Cannabis Award winners. The indica qualities pack a nice punch, thanks to the over 20% THC content. The effects are crazy to say the least, so the strain’s name shouldn’t come as a surprise then, should it?
Premium quality top-shelf buds, a pine and lemon aroma and flavours reminiscent of a sweet kush strain, Charlie Sheen will surely excite and please your senses.
Chuck Norris Black & Blue Dream
Are you looking for a strain with somewhat of a “kick” to it? Look no further.
The strain is a phenotype of the Blue Dream strain, although we’re guessing Chuck Norris Black & Blue Dream is either a clever marketing tactic or some wise guy’s idea of a joke, or both maybe.
Gaining popularity in 2011, the Black and Blue Dream strain became known in dispensaries all over LA. Even though the meme-legend Norris never approved his name for the strain, no legal actions have been taken to date.
Our honest two cents: the strain’s name is hilarious in every way imaginable because no one ever gets on Chuck Norris’s bad side and lives. Is there anyone out there who can top Chuck Norris buds? We think not.
A cannabis strain hailing straight from the Puna District in Hawaii, Cat Piss offers superb quality indica buds although the overpowering and pungent smell of urine is something that might take getting used to.
You might have heard stories of growers using their own fresh liquid waste as a cannabis fertiliser – luckily Cat Piss has no relation to any such “processes” or cat piss for that matter. We’re fairly certain that it doesn’t.
Locals and newcomers in the Big Island, Hawaii region love this cannabis variety because of its mould resistant properties and its ability to grow in one of the world’s rainiest regions.
In the history of marijuana, we believe this is one of the greatest names ever invented, period!
Hailing from Alaska, the strain features a nice and fruity taste that leaves majority of smokers dry-mouthed and salivating for a lot more. Get ready, because the thunder will hit you pretty hard, but you’ll still feel quite happy and positive after all is said and done.
The experience can only be described as a speeding train headed for impending doom, but in a really fun way. You’re going to get blasted and wrecked by the high as well as the flavour. But hey, don’t go on this adventure alone – stick to a friend or two in case the wreck proves to be more than you can handle.
We’re not quite sure how the name originated although some cannabis old-timers believe that it pays homage to Willy Wonka’s snozzberries. If you want to relax on the couch and enjoy some down time from your busy routine, Schnazzleberry will definitely get you there. It’s also particularly useful for making hash and vaping.
Bob Saget OG
If you grew up in the 80s, then you are no stranger to the iconic sit-com Full House, but that’s not the only thing actor Bob Saget is famous for. He’s also had a near-decade long stint hosting America’s Funniest Home Videos.
What actually makes this strain name funny is that Saget is known for being a bodily function-oriented and foul-mouthed comic, as apparent by his version of the dirty joke The Aristocrats.
Barack O Bubba
Well now, what do we have here? Dull and humourless Democratic Party partisans may not be amused, but all of us can safely get a chuckle or two out of this one, can’t we? And now that Mr. Obama is no longer in office, you can certainly escape the realities of the world left behind after smoking this strain.
We don’t really find the reference to other drugs so unusual because the idea here is that some marijuana strains really are as strong as opium.
We hope this list has provided you with some quality entertainment. Go ahead and take some of these strains for a spin – although we can’t guarantee the effects will be as funny with every strain.
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The funniest names for cannabis strains
We could all do with some cheering up in these turbulent times and I plan on doing that today in this blog about the funniest cannabis strains.
Bud, Ganja, Pot, there are many different names for marijuana if you know where get it from, whatever you may call cannabis we have even funnier cannabis strains names in this blog! At Discount Cannabis Seeds we sell all these hilarious weed seeds and want you to pick your favourite and try it out!
When searching for cannabis seeds you come across many funny and strange names for strains which are for sale, at Discount Cannabis Seeds we have a lot! But here’s the thing: many among us, especially those just starting out in the wonderful world of cannabis have no idea what a certain strain is supposed to do and tend to pick it up based on the name alone.
When first cannabis was around there was just one word for it and that word was marijuana, the strains were simple, easy and gave the smoker what they wanted however nowadays would you prefer cannabis strains that sounded boring or something that gives off the effect of whacky and mind blowing!
Many breeders will make their own names up which is a great way to interact with the customers, making their own words up and using it in a fun cool way is perfect for cannabis strains names.
Our customers at Discount Cannabis Seeds may even buy the cannabis seed due to the name and how funny it is! When new stock come in our team love the new names which growers have given their weed so we are sure you will too!
So let’s take a look and see how I can brighten your day up with these cannabis strains funniest of all time!
First of all we have a few of them in this department who we all know and call from time to time, it is. Dick!
How about this for starters for the funniest cannabis strains!
Cheesy Dick Feminised Cannabis Seeds by Big Buddha Seeds
Moby Dick and Big Buddha Cheese were crossed to create a new hybrid cannabis strain. Cheesy Dick is a Spanish strain and the result of this crossing with a domination of Indica genetics. It contains 95% Indica and 5% sativa.
The plant suits for indoor cultivation as well as for outdoor. The harvest comes in the end of September outdoors and after 8-10 flowering weeks indoors.
Cheesy Dick provides a potent Indica effect. The smoke offers a spicy ‘cream cheese’ scent with musky notes and a taste of spicy Indica so if this sounds like the one for you or you fancy cheering a mate up then why not buy Cheesy Dick by Big Buddha Seeds available at Discount Cannabis Seeds.
Here I have a great photo of Cheesy Dick once harvested which will surely tempt you with its amazing resin!
Another one of the dick strains we have ready and waiting is Don Purple Dick by Don Avalanche Seeds, anyone who wants to try this then we have fantastic reviews at Discount Cannabis Seeds.
Don Avalanche Seeds Don Purple Dick Feminised
Don Purple Dick is a very psychoactive strain due to a high count of Tetrahydrocannabivarin (THCV), from its Moby Dick parentage.
Don Purple Dick Feminised gives a nice body-numbing sensation, followed by an insatiable appetite and very positive cerebral stimulation.
Under the right conditions, Don Purple Dick Feminised leaves will take on a deep purple hue and if you treat it right, crystals will burst out like an avalanche. So if you fancy this then add this to your shopping cart today!
Now for more of the X rated words which were amused by the team at Discount Cannabis Seeds, personally I don’t know why these names are given or what context but let’s see shall we.
North Thunderfuck Feminised Cannabis Seeds by Royal Queen Seeds
North Thunderfuck is the product of the blood, sweat, and tears of the dedicated growers at Royal Queen Seeds. The modern genetics of this strain result from the refinement of one of the most infamous strains ever, Alaskan Thunderfuck.
The original strain is suspected to be a cross between a Russian ruderalis, American sativa, and an unknown Afghani strain. Despite its mysterious genetics, North Thunderfuck leaves no doubts about its tenacious potency and its relentless effects.
This divine strain can reach a whopping 23% THC level, producing a fierce and determined high. The delicious citrus and earthy tones are a perfect beginning to the journey this strain will take you on. It induces a creeper of a high that begins deceptively and finishes strong.
As the high reaches its peak, pleasant tingling sensations turn into intensely pleasurable euphoria that can be felt in both mind and body. The flood of uplifting euphoria will keep you floating contently for hours.
I have some great reviews from growers who have grown North Thunderfuck and some incredible photos for you!
Had zero problems! That’s why I will always go organic now best thing that competition as it’s opened my eyes!
Very good strain. All fit with the strain passport. Persistent smell of earth, pineapple and citrus. Tasteful and fast acting. The effect of relaxation, lightness and euphoria. You feel high and at the same time you want active communication. 50/50 Indica/ sativa.
Zombie Death Fuck Feminised Cannabis Seeds by Blim Burn Seeds
Now this cannabis strain was actually given the name by the breeder as this was his state after smoking it! Zombie like!
If you fancy being a zombie for the day for a matter of fact what more is there to do at this time then stay home and stay high then at Discount Cannabis Seeds Zombie Death Fuck is available for you to check out today with and enjoy!
Zombie Death Fuck Feminised is a Sativa dominant cannabis plant which packs an intense punch and has a sweet and fruity flavour with earthy touches.
Zombie Death Fuck Feminised is a great producer of resin which is distributed by each of its flowers that are compact and bright, thanks to the white snow that generates in times of maturation.
Therefore, Zombie Death Fuck Feminised becomes an ideal variety for all fans of extracts like Wax, Butane Hash Oil or Rosin.
The yields of Zombie Death Fuck Feminised are excellent, you can harvest in indoor of 400 g/m2 and in outdoor of 500 to 600 grams per plant in only 8 to 9 weeks of flowering. The THC level is of 23% and the level of CBD is of 0.2%.
Like a good Sativa, Zombie Death Fuck Feminised will knockout the mind practically instantly, so we do not recommend it for novice or inexperienced smokers!
Now for the next cannabis strain we all may feel like this at home indoors at the moment due to the pandemic but at least we are safe so maybe this is just how our heads are thinking now. A Trainwreck!
Trainwreck Feminised Cannabis Seeds by Humboldt Seed Organisation
The well-known Trainwreck is the energetic Indica dominant plant that contain 60% Indica and 40% sativa genetics.
The plant has a great production of dense compact buds coated with a glistening resin. The Trainwreck can grow up tall therefore it’s recommended to control the height especially indoors. The plant also suits for outdoors growing in temperate, warm, dry and Mediterranean climates and for greenhouses.
The smoke offers a scent of spicy Kush, cedar and sour fruit while the taste provides notes of citrus, exotic woods and spices. The strong pure high is very narcotic. It brings a long-lasting body effect. Trainwreck is a “must have” for each sativa lover.
So if you fancy this cannabis strain head over to our cannabis seeds store and buy yours today.
The name doesn’t sound to appealing but I can assure you when smoke this will blow your mind!
Auto Monster Breath Feminised Cannabis Seeds by Critical Mass Collective Seeds
Auto Monster Breath Feminised has a loud, aggressive savoury quality to the nose on this beastly Auto, full on Skunk stench with hints of sour citrus and vomit mingled with earthy soil and wet dog. OK, it doesn’t sound pretty but, trust us, it’s sure-fire classic Skunk/Cheese on steroids.
Much like the noxious aroma, Auto Monster Breath Feminised taste is a deep, Skunky, Cheesy funk but with hints of sweeter lime and earthy floral notes. The Lavender in the Purple Skunk Mass used balances and levels the taste of the RKS into a beautiful example of this version of a monster Skunk.
Auto Monster Breath Feminised effects are immediate and come on strong. Being an Indica dominant strain expect a narcotic, full body melt ebbing into a long-lasting sedative stone. A Perfect night-time strain, it promotes deep sleep with excellent pain relief and appetite stimulation, so great for medical use.
This doesn’t sound like it’s for the faint hearted so try if you dare!
Now this one may be named if you had too many vindaloo’s last night from the takeaway!
Shit Regular by Mr Nice Seeds
MR NICE Shit Regular Seeds – an absolute classic and original Skunk/Afghani that has won many awards. A proven breed since the 1980’s, that changed the cannabis industry forever.
Shit Regular Cannabis Seeds is a sure bet for the first-time cultivators of either indoors, outdoors or greenhouse growers. Shit Regular Cannabis Seeds yield will be extremely substantial with expectations between 550-650 grams per square metre. Shit Regular Cannabis Seeds finishing time will be within 45 days once the flowering appears on the plant.
So if you fancy shit regular then drop seeds not bombs and buy yours today with Discount Cannabis Seeds!
This one is a very funny one whether you have tried it or not is another matter.
Chemdogging Auto Feminised Cannabis Seeds by Mephisto Genetics
Chemdogging was the first strain from new lines of elite auto flowering strains of Mephisto Genetics.
It’s the result of crossing between a larger sativa dominant Auto and Chemdawg D IBL. It has a medium size and a yield up of 90 gr if conditions are good. The effect is hard and opens a creative potential.
Let’s take a look at some growing reviews from Chemdogging!
This was my first Autoflower grow and overall I’m impressed. yielded over 1g/watt at an average of 114g per plant. Time from sprout to completion of drying was 85 days (this does not include curing – which is still to come). The bud smells good but still a little grassy – which is expected prior to curing. I was amazed to net over 900g. On the plants the colas are very heavy and I got about 5 minor spots of rot but only lost about 20g of bud so nothing in the scheme of things and my RH was on the high side during flowering.
The plants that were topped did not yield more than the un-topped plants so probably best to just employ LST, defoliation and pruning. I have a pine/pineapple smell but even a slight crushing releases a heady gasoline odor that would not be out of place in an oil refinery!
It was easy to grow her. Finished in 72 days. She was absolutely covered in trichomes. Strong odor smells like tropical fruits and you can pick up the chemical smell in the background too.
Very potent smoke. It feels more towards Indica.
Very easy gal to grow, as always with Mephisto Genetics. She swelled and just packed in the frost in the end. She was the stinkiest gal in the cab smelling like some old school ganja!! Very heavy gas smell and even hints of some skunkyness as well. Very happy with this strain.
Let’s take a look at an incredible photo of Chemdogging!
With these impressive cannabis strains names, reviews and photos then I hope you enter the world of the weird and funny today as there are plenty of them in our cannabis seeds store!
Whether you want something for a giggle or just to relax we have over 3,000 marijuana strains available for you to buy today.
After finding some of the funniest cannabis strains names why not try and find yours. Here is a new game to play while in lockdown.
Try to make some of your own cannabis strains names! Here are some fun examples.
- “Colour” + “Name of Infamous Figure”
- “Colour” + “Food Name” + Kush
- “Bubba” + “Funny Made-up Word” + OG
- “Celebrity Name” Haze
- “Type of Berry” + Alien + Haze
- “Name of Your Dog” + Kush
We would love to hear yours so get in contact and stay home, stay safe and stay high!We could all do with some cheering up in these turbulent times and I plan on doing that today in this blog with the funniest cannabis strains names. ]]>