CO2 vape oil pens and portable dry leaf vaporizers like the PAX 2 are super discreet, extremely convenient and easy to hide. Plus, the vapors emitted are much tamer and the odor is subtle. It’ll give off more aroma than your plumes of vapor.
The sweet and pungent aroma of cheeba is easily recognizable. You’ll want to mask or eliminate the odor the best you can. First, close all vents and block the draft under your door. You can use a towel for the door, but I prefer a draft stopper because it looks less sketchy. Scented candles, incense, and air sanitizers are helpful, too. In college, I perfected the art of smoking through a spoof and never got caught. Make your own by taking an empty toilet paper or paper towel roll and taping a folded drier sheet on one end. Simply, exhale into the open end for fresh-laundry-scented smoke.
Or, you can buy one of these handy personal smoke filters: Smoke Buddy, Sploofy or Snubbz. Also, next time you’re in a head shop, look for a tiny spoof disguised as chapstick. Open a window and place a box fan facing outside in the sill. After you take a hit, cover the top of your bowl or one hitter. If you have another fan in the room, allow it to oscillate. Not to mention, the click of your lighter may tip someone off. Do yourself a favor and play some background music. Electric fans will help create ambient noise as well. You could turn on the TV, but it’s generally a buzzkill. If you’re in the bathroom, run the shower or faucet. Keep a pillow or hoodie close by to muffle uncontrollable fits of laughter and the like. Before your judgement gets a little hazy, take note of your surroundings, make sure you have everything you need, and take any last minute precautions to avoid unexpected encounters. Maybe, after a few drinks, you think it’s a good idea to hot box the apartment. Perhaps, you’re smoking up with inexperienced tokers and someone knocks over the bong, allowing the stench and smoke to escape. One of your friends may start squealing like a pig. Stay cool, spray air sanitizer, open a window, hide your stash, and take a walk. What happens if a neurotic roommate or asshole neighbor stops by to complain? What happens if the police come knocking at your door? Stealthy Stoner Bonus Tips: Smoke up in the bathroom. It’s the one place you can get away with spending extended periods of time without someone barging in. Cover your fire alarm with a plastic shower cap to keep it from going off while you’re blazing. If someone calls you out for acting silly, blame it on the malty beverage. Explore the discrete world of medicated edibles, tinctures, and patches. The Pot Smoker's Guide to Discreet Blazing - by a1rhendr1x. Smoking in secret is hard because there are many factors that will blow your cover if you're not careful.
This is doubly true if you live with someone who not only disapproves of smoking, but is also unusually sensitive to the tell-tale signs of marijuana use. Over the years, though, I've become exceptionally adept at smoking in secret. As a public service to smokers on Teh Vesti, I give you my best tips and tricks. Master these lessons and become a pot-smoking ninja!
The List (in no particular order) Smoking is stinky. Or, find some way of directing all the smoke, including the smoke you exhale, outdoors. It's entirely possible you'll send the smoke in your neighbor's window.